This Week in Softball - The Just Say Nein Edition

Those who speak German, Charlie Brown, Those who hit into double plays, Consumers of Beef, Flashers and those named Joern, Mitchell, James and Marc...

This Week in Softball - The Just Say Nein Edition

Well sportsfans, the season's horrendous play continues as the Bush Pilots dropped to a horrific 1-10 record.  Yes.  10 losses.  BUT, we continue to be champions of drinking and eating, so we guess that makes up for the shittiest softball playing ever.

Now, onto the game!
THIS IS A SHITSTORM

We were thoroughly man-handled by the Pterodactyls again last night by a final score of 14-2.

How bad was it?

We believe the Bush Pilots hit into 4 double plays.  Yes, 4 of them.  WTF?  It was ugly.  Pterodactyls were running loose everywhere.  Coach Proc truly believed he had put in the best lineup of the season only to see it go to shit.  At one point, he uttered, "This is a shit storm!"  And damn if it wasn't.  Fuggin' ugly it was.

In the nightcap, Team Bush fought valiantly, but was taken down 3-0, by arguably the best squad in the league from Village Ford.

WELCOME BACK

We'd like to welcome back our long, long, long, lost friend and former coach, T.C.!  After many months of babysitting and surfing for adult-related web-content, our man finally surfaced at Rotunda Fields and had several of the very few hits the Bush Pilots had all night.  Its about time you showed, T.C.!


We also welcomed back our most-manliest man, Jeffy, who was 6 for 6 or 10 for 10 or whatever he said he was last night.  He felt so good (it must've been his cut off sleeved shirt that showed his guns) that he moved himself into the clean-up spot in Game 2.  You da man, Jump.



DOUBLE COUNTRY

Poor Big Country.


He hit into quite a few double plays last night and was not a happy camper about it.




TRI-TIP RETURNS

We send out a HUGE thank you, yet again, to Mister James Cramer ("K"ramer), ladies and gentlemen, for brining and grilling up the Tri-Tip, once again.  It was outstanding!



Thank you to BigAl for bringing the hot dogs and buns (thank your wife Alyson for us, BigAl)




MORE TRI-TIP

These pics speak for themselves!

Yum.

Slicing and dicing!

Lining up for the feast.












NEIN!

Focker practiced his parenting skills last night on Joern's kids.  You see, our man Focker has a newborn at home (Baby Maks) and was getting into the groove for when Maks gets a bit older.  As Joern's kids ran past Focker, he yelled at them very loudly and said, "NEIN!", which, of course, means "NO" in German (Joern and his kids came here from Germany).  Instantly, the rugrats stopped and looked at Focker in fear.  Focker felt great power at that moment and later tried to use this line again, only this time, the little fellas laughed at him and ignored him, much like we do.

DADDY DAY CARE

BFF's Hose and Schmenge ran up to 7-11 for some beer and when they came back had decided to open a daycare business.  Hose said Schmenge would be watching the children and he would provide emergency medical care.




We wish these two nothing but the best in this business endeavor.







FLASHER IN AUSCHWITZ

Coach Proc, Mitchy and Dawg (and later joined by Jump) hit the Auschwitz bathroom last night and after whizzing, promptly decided to have a full-scale investigation of the Rotunda shower room.  After much inspection, it was found out that the water would not turn on in the shower.

Why is this important?

Because last week, our man Dusty saw a dude towelling off in there.  How could this be if the water won't turn on?

There is a flasher at Rotunda Auschwitz.

GOODBYE JOERN

We'd like to say goodbye and best of luck to Bush Pilots fan, Joern.  He and his family won't be working with Mitchy and "K"ramer anymore and are moving to Atlanta.  And GO GERMANY in the World Cup!







NEXT WEEK

No game next week.  Its a bye week due to the 4th of July holiday.  We are back in action on the 15th!  It'll be a single game.  Bring $1 for the ump.  Anyone want to bring something for the grill?  Step up!

In the meantime, have a great Independance Day Holiday.  God Bless America!


-COACH PROC